President in 2008

So, I don't normally endorse a candidate or talk openly about my political views, but I received this email this week and decided that it's time I started campaining. So, this is who I'd like to vote for - I think they are the most logical choice..............

Here we are, already discussing the future President of the United States, beginning with the Year 2008. For those of you who would like THE VERY BEST choice for President, we have a solution: It is probably time we have a woman as President. One choice is a very special lady who has just about every answer to assist in helping us to solve our problems. PLEASE give this a thought when you have a moment...

MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT!

Very eloquently put...........don't you think?
Maxine on "Driver Safety:" "I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures.".......

Maxine on "Lawn Care:" "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless."

Maxine on "Technology Revolution" "My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice."

"I'M TELLING YOU ... SHE'S THE PERFECT CANDIDATE."

"The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are urinate and attend funerals ."

"The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket."

"To err is human; to forgive, highly unlikely."

"Do you realize that in about forty years, we'll have millions of old ladies running around with tattoos and pierced navels? (Now that's scary!) "

"After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching somewhere...you may be dead."